Dammit
Mood:  d'oh
SAW II kicked ass. Last night Carl and I went to Ashley's and I got drunk. Somehow, I lost my phone. Again. I'm sure it's in their couch but they won't move their fat asses long enough for me to look. Imagine my frustration. All I want to do is make hungover phone calls and I can't. I want to call Daff tonight, too. Perhaps tomorrow. I just ate some pasta, and tonight I'm going to watch the Stepford Wives. Emily is out. Krystal K is back in. Tomorrow she should come over. I'll ask. Snowboarding season is here. The 19th seems so far.... Daphne - How are you doing? I haven't seen you online in a couple of days... getting worried... lemme know how you are ok?

MOVIE!!!
Mood:  bright
Topic: Saw II
Hello again. It was cold today, 10 degrees was the warmest it got. I got paid, went out and bought some brakes for my truck, say goodbye to $350.00!! Wow does that suck. Carl and I are going to see SAW II tonight... it starts at 7:15. 2 hours to go. All the phone lines are down tonight, somebody cut a line somewhere in town and the debit lines and phones are down... that sucks too. I can't call mandy tonight! She's gonna be pissed. Oh well. I'll slap her in the mouth. Ha! Daphne - why the hell arent you blogging? I miss you.

Bye.

By the way...
Mood:  bright
Topic: Halloween!
Happy Halloween!!!

Smelly Boy
Mood:  smelly
Topic: Cheeseburger!
This blog thing is a little harder to keep up with than I thought. I start my first college class ever today, I am very excited. Maybe there will be a hot college girl in my college class. The days just blend together though, don't they? Man, at this rate, i'll be 30 in no time. Emily and I never went out last night. I checked the ol' balance and I realized I had just enough money for gas there... not enough for two at a movie. So I canceled. Thursday looks hopeful, though. I haven't talked to Krystal in two days now... not missing her one bit. Crab ass.

Daphne - So you liked Saw? It fucked with my head. I had to run to Carls room after it was over... I needed human contact. It's good to hear Dylen is doing alright.

Talked with Mandy today, she is in class. I'm sure she is the girl i will marry. God, but what a nerd. I always get drunk and call her and tell her to talk dirty to me... god bless her, she does it. What a rad chick. Oh, and the herpe thing? Yeah, I put two and two together and realized that I must have been drunk and went a little too crazy with my hand. Friction burns suck. I don't really know why I thought it was a herp. Paranoid, I guess.

Talked with Mom for a while yesterday. She's old.

I can't wait for this class to start. 6 hours to go. Alright, enough blabber. More tomorrow.

Whoa... What a day
Guess what I did today? Yep, you guessed it, just drove around in my truck blaring music. Had a few cigarettes, drank some water, you know, the usual stuff. I went to the bx and flirted with the hot young bank girls. They are all married, but its not my fault i'm so damn attractive. They love me. I'd like to play a little game with them called "Who's in my mouth?"
Last night was a blur. I watched Zoolander for the first time, had a few beers with Carl, went to Ashley's party... pretty routine Friday night for me. Ash always gets so excited every Friday, "Trav, you HAVE to come over", it's cool, but it gets a little old hanging out with the same people all the time. I like to go out but the risk of getting a DUI is extremely high around here... plus I don't like to spend my money in the bars anymore. Ahley and her friends are all married, it's wierd being the only single guy around. But damn did I get drunk last night. Wanna know how I know? I was still drunk when I awoke this afternoon.
Daphne, are you having a good day? I hope Dylens doing well. He broke his foot? That's awesome. Chicks dig that kind of shit. Mom called today, but I was watching porn and I had to let her go. Perhaps I will call her back soon.

I've got a date with Emily tomorrow... Krystal is raggin' and being a royal bitch this week. I don't want to be around her. We are going to see Saw 2. I've never seen the first one, so I borrowed it from Patrick and I am going to watch it tonight, i'm debating if I should drink tonight or not. I've got some lasagna in the fridge.... I can't wait to eat it...

More tomorrow

Wednesday...
Mood:  bright
Topic: Turkey sandwich
Hmm... Wednesday. I woke up this morning with a wicked hangover. Well, more like I was still drunk. That made for a pretty slow and lazy morning at work... texted Krystal once or twice, she said she has Strep throat and doesn't feel very good. Poor baby. I've got something on my dick. Might be a herpe, not sure yet. I'm gonna go to the doc and ask.
Anyways, I had this bowel movement today at approximately 2:50 p.m. and i'll tell you, I've never seen such a corn-packed poop. Yesterday I had a large bowl of corn and swallowed it all whole - to see if it would come out whole? Wow, I was very impressed with the results. Try it sometime. I'm still waiting to pass the Lego my friend dared me to eat yesterday.
I met this cool girl, Emily, we're going out on saturday... She's 18, but still in high school... not too sure about that one. We'll see how things develop. Will keep you informed.
The chow hall here is exceptionally crappy. I'm on a steady diet of cheeseburgers and turkey sandwiches because all they ever seem to have is fried chicken.... I HATE FRIED CHICKEN...
Hi Daphne. I'm thinking about you today. I hope the unborn isnt causing you too much grief. Did you go in search of your slushy last evening? I hope your adventure fared well for you.
Alright, time to go vomit this delicious chow back up and make an appointment with the doc. I can't wait to get a q-tip shoved up my peehole, that's always fun...

New Blog!
Mood:  energetic
Topic: New Blog!
Hi! My name is Travis Johnson, 22, and I live in Fairbanks, Alaska. Alrighty, well then, today I decided to start a new blog thing, and I have decided to share it with the world.

So where does one start? I am In the Glorious Air Force right now, my enlistment ends in 2009. Boy, I can't wait. I start this College history class on the 31st, my first class, so i'm pretty excited about that.
I met this girl, Krystal, the other day. She's 20, works at Wal-Mart, pretty cool chick. She was over a few nights ago and we got to fooling around, only to discover that I had no prophylactics. I strolled down the hall to my friend Gabe's room and knocked on the door, asked if he had any condoms, he said "Yeah, hold on". He comes back to the door a minute later and handed me two Magnums. I don't know if you've ever seen me naked, but I think you might laugh. I sure don't have any business carrying around MAGNUMS so I was like, "Gabe, what the fuck am I supposed to do with these?" He said, with a little chuckle, "I'm sure you'll figure it out." Thanks, Gabe.
Needless to say, I didn't have sex that evening. Oh, well. I shared the tale with Krystal and she also had a good chuckle. God, people can be so mean.